i will forever fail to understand why customers seem to think that i am the sole creator of all store guidelines, coupon restrictions, and return policies; or that i have the power to alter or make an exception to any of the above at will.
bitch i’m just tryna pay for college
“He is a great kisser. There’s a scene that’s been cut out of Titanic where we’re running through the ship’s boiler room and we have this big kiss. It was eight o’clock in the morning and neither of us felt like doing it.We found ourselves doing the scene and we were at it and there was this look that passed between us for a second that sort of said: “Um, not bad for eight o’clock in the morning when you feel you’re about to die from overtiredness.” — Kate
Every male should see this.
REBLOGGING MY OWN POST BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS CONTRACTING SO.
Ugh cause my body hates my right now.
Y E S
THIS. ALL THOSE CUNTS OUT THERE WHO SAY IT’S EASIER TO BE A GIRL THAN A GUY, YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID.
Yea what they said!
AND let’s not forget the fucking cost of all the supplies.
Getting kicked in the balls=ice which is free.
Good pads and tampons aren’t cheap.
And also don’t forget to mention you can have all sorts of fun problems with menstruation. Low iron? HERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF BLOOD. Hormone problems? HOPE YOU LIKE BLEEDING EVERY OTHER WEEK. Seriously, I’d trade getting kicked in the balls for shedding the lining of an internal organ anytime.
It’s not a choice to have a period. Getting kicked in the balls, at times, can be a result of your actions or words. It could’ve been avoidable. Having your uterine wall shed every 20 days isn’t because we called someone a fat bitch, if you know what I mean.
;__; so many feelings! Skeezix has done this for me countless times. Anyone who says cats don’t love you has not known the right cat.
Oreo does this, and I’ve met several cats who do. It irks me when people say cats aren’t as lovable as dogs, because that’s an ignorant statement as it is not true. Cats are more independent, yes, but still very loyal to their owners and are in tune with their outer emotions. Forever a cat lover.
You guys should leave me questions for tomorrow. What happened to some good ‘ol fashioned nosiness?
“Brazenhead Books” is a secret secondhand bookstore owned by Michael Seidenberg located on his first floor Upper East Side apartment, hidden from the knowledge of many of the people that live in the same building. If you want to contact him, look him up in a phonebook to set up an appointment, because the rest is just a secret!